Playful original illustration of the classic 1980s A-Team cast in a tropical beachside Thai cooking class, with Hannibal holding a cigar, B.A. looking unimpressed, Face cooking, and Murdock clowning around
THE CREW HAS ASSEMBLED · A little help from Hannibal, B.A., Face & Murdock.
Activities & Voting

Choose your adventures.

The crew has plenty of ideas for our week in paradise. Tell us what you love, what you could be talked into, and what should stay on the drawing board.

15 experiences to consider0 preferences selected
It's a group trip, not an endurance event.

The goal is to have an amazing week together. Your votes will help us choose and schedule the best outings, with room for individual preferences. We’ll confirm pricing in USD before anyone commits; costs for optional excursions will be shared only among participants.

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Sea & islands

4 ideas
Ang Thong Marine National Park, Thailand
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Ang Thong Marine National Park, Thailand
Sea & islands

Ang Thong Marine Park

Full-day speedboat • kayaking / viewpoints

An archipelago of dramatic limestone islands west of Samui. Typical tours visit the Emerald Lake, include kayaking or snorkeling, and may involve steep viewpoint steps.

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Actual Koh Nang Yuan, near Koh Tao
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Actual Koh Nang Yuan, near Koh Tao
Sea & islands

Koh Tao & Nang Yuan snorkeling

Full-day boat • reefs / sandbar

A dedicated snorkeling excursion around Koh Tao and nearby Koh Nang Yuan. More time on the water than a short island hop, with excellent scenery; conditions vary.

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Koh Madsum (Pig Island) near Samui
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Koh Madsum (Pig Island) near Samui
Sea & islands

Pig Island & Koh Tan

Half-day longtail boat • snorkeling

The short, quirky outing: Koh Madsum’s beach pigs plus optional snorkeling at neighboring Koh Tan. A lighter alternative to a full-day boat excursion.

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Private longtail experience off Koh Samui
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Private longtail experience off Koh Samui
Sea & islands

Private sunset boat cruise

Late afternoon • relaxed sea outing

A relaxed afternoon on the water with island scenery and sunset views. Type and size of boat will depend on how many of us are interested.

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Relax & explore

8 ideas
Real Smiley Cook class, Bophut, Koh Samui
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Real Smiley Cook class, Bophut, Koh Samui
Relax & explore

Thai cooking class

Half-day • hands-on / food

Visit a local cooking school, prep fresh ingredients, and learn classic Thai dishes. Smiley Cook in Bophut is one possible operator; groups may need more than one session.

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Tamarind Springs Forest Spa, Koh Samui
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Tamarind Springs Forest Spa, Koh Samui
Relax & explore

Massages & spa time

1–3 hours • in-villa or spa

Indulge in a proper Thai massage, or arrange a treatment at the villa if available. Consider this an important part of the island research.

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Actual yoga setting at Villa Chi, Koh Samui (example; not our villa)
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Actual yoga setting at Villa Chi, Koh Samui (example; not our villa)
Relax & explore

In-villa yoga & stretch

Serenity now. Flexibility later.

Serenity now. Flexibility later. A private instructor comes to our villa for a relaxed group session. Channel your inner Buddha—no experience required.

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Santiburi Samui Country Club course
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Santiburi Samui Country Club course
Relax & explore

Golf at Santiburi

Half-day • 9 or 18 holes

Koh Samui’s scenic championship golf course in the hills, with ocean views. Carts and caddies are part of the experience; rental clubs are available.

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Na Muang Waterfalls, Koh Samui
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Na Muang Waterfalls, Koh Samui
Relax & explore

Island viewpoints & waterfalls

Half-day • scenic road trip

A flexible driver-led outing for viewpoints and Na Muang Waterfalls, with possible coffee or local-food stops. We can fine-tune this once we know where the villa is.

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Actual ATV jungle ride on Koh Samui (sample tour; operator under consideration)
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Actual ATV jungle ride on Koh Samui (sample tour; operator under consideration)
Relax & explore

Jungle ATV adventure

Trade your pool float for four wheels.

Trade the pool chair for the jungle: a guided off-road ride with tropical trails, hills, mud and plenty of opportunity to get dirty.

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Rescued elephants at Samui Elephant Sanctuary, Bophut
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Rescued elephants at Samui Elephant Sanctuary, Bophut
Relax & explore

Elephant sanctuary visit

Meet the local giants.

Visit an ethical sanctuary to observe rescued elephants without riding or performances. Samui Elephant Sanctuary is one operator to consider.

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Nikki Beach Koh Samui, Lipa Noi
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Nikki Beach Koh Samui, Lipa Noi
Relax & explore

Beach club afternoon

Afternoon • cocktails / daybeds

Sun, daybeds, cocktails and a very considered lack of urgency. Nikki Beach on Lipa Noi is one possible venue; we’ll check availability before booking.

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Food & nightlife

3 ideas
Actual Coco Tam’s beach fire show, Bophut
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Actual Coco Tam’s beach fire show, Bophut
Food & nightlife

Fisherman’s Village & Coco Tam’s

Evening • stroll / sunset / fire show

Browse Bophut’s Fisherman’s Village, eat or drink beachfront, and optionally catch the Coco Tam’s fire show. An easy evening without an organized day trip.

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Actual fight night at Phetchbuncha Boxing Stadium, Chaweng
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Actual fight night at Phetchbuncha Boxing Stadium, Chaweng
Food & nightlife

Muay Thai fight night

A real-life airing of grievances.

A real-life airing of grievances. Take in authentic Muay Thai bouts at Phetchbuncha Stadium in Chaweng, with the option to keep the evening going afterwards.

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Soi Green Mango nightlife, Chaweng, Koh Samui
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Soi Green Mango nightlife, Chaweng, Koh Samui
Food & nightlife

Chaweng nightlife

Late evening • bars / dancing

Late-night bars, dancing and the occasional questionable decision. As Rocky would say: “I didn’t hear no bell.”

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